Set of 10 Dave Barry Books – One of the Funniest Guys Out There

Funny guy Dave Barry has been writing for decades.  Here are a few of his quips (as found on Google):

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

Anyway, we have an assortment of his books in our humor section.  Buy them individually, or the entire lot for a seriously great price!

Bad Habits … $2.00 (paperback)
Book of Bad Songs … $3.00 (hardcover)
Complete Guide to Guys … $4.00 (hardcover)
I’ll Mature When I’m Dead … $2.00 (hardcover)
In Cyberspace … $2.00 (hardcover)
Is From Mars and Venus … $2.00 (paperback)
Is Not Making This Up … $2.00 (paperback)
Slept Here – A Sort of History of the United States … $2.00 (paperback)
Talks Back … $2.00 (hardcover)
Turns 50 … $2.00 (paperback)

And we’ll even through in a paperback edition of Dave Barry’s Complete Guide to Guys, valued at about  $2.00.

Condition:  Mostly very good!

Price:   $18.00 for all 10 books (plus the 11th one, a paperback duplicate, thrown in).  Or as individually priced above.  (plus 5.5% Maine State Sales Tax, of course).

NOTE: Now that we’ve downsized at our main location, our new entrance is at the back of the building!  You’ll see some signs in the windows saying “Heritage Collectibles”, “Retail Shop” and “Welcome”!  And you can tell when we’re in because the “Open” flag will be out!

For more information about our locations, pricing, shipping & delivery, etc, please click on one of the informational tabs above!

Thank you to everyone who has supported us for the past three years!




In memory of my beloved husband John K Snyder… 20 Sept 1956 – 21 Oct 2016.
He loved our shops, especially the section we called Heritage Books, Maps & Ephemera – that was his baby.

He loved me like crazy, and oh how I loved him.

Follow our blog at, in honor of my husband, and all others who have been lost to internal demons that in the end, overwhelmed them.

All of the profits after expenses from Heritage Collectibles, Books & Maps will go to help fund The (Grief) Warrior Project, a suicide prevention drop-in and counseling center in the process of being developed.

[Please Note: The (Grief) Warrior Project is in no way intended to be reflective of, or piggy back off, Wounded Warriors which serves those military personnel wounded after September 11, 20o1.  Like too many others, John was a warrior long before then.]


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