Set of 10 Dave Barry Books – One of the Funniest Guys Out There

Funny guy Dave Barry has been writing for decades.  Here are a few of his quips (as found on Google):

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

Anyway, we have an assortment of his books in our humor section.  Buy them individually, or the entire lot for a seriously great price!

Bad Habits … $2.00 (paperback)
Book of Bad Songs … $3.00 (hardcover)
Complete Guide to Guys … $4.00 (hardcover)
I’ll Mature When I’m Dead … $2.00 (hardcover)
In Cyberspace … $2.00 (hardcover)
Is From Mars and Venus … $2.00 (paperback)
Is Not Making This Up … $2.00 (paperback)
Slept Here – A Sort of History of the United States … $2.00 (paperback)
Talks Back … $2.00 (hardcover)
Turns 50 … $2.00 (paperback)

And we’ll even through in a paperback edition of Dave Barry’s Complete Guide to Guys, valued at about  $2.00.

Condition:  Mostly very good!

Price:   $18.00 for all 10 books (plus the 11th one, a paperback duplicate, thrown in).  Or as individually priced above.  (plus 5.5% Maine State Sales Tax, of course).

 

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NOTE:  With the exception of books, maps & music, most of our antique and other inventory can now be found at the Undercover Antique Mall in Oxford.  FMI:  https://heritagecollectiblesmaine.com/details-hours/ 

We hope you will enjoy our revamped shop, as well as our booth in Oxford, as you did our original retail space on Main Street.

For those dying to check out the revamped Heritage Collectibles, Books & Maps, we are still in the same building, but our new entrance is at the back of that building.  

Just enter 9 Park Street, Lewiston into your GPS and park in the nearest available spot.  Our entrance is through the door at the end of the building on the right hand side.  You’ll see signs in the windows (“Retail Store” and “Heritage Collectibles” and “Antiques” as well as others; you’ll also see my silver Jeep Liberty parked nearby.

Thank you to everyone who has supported us since August of 2104!

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In memory of my beloved husband John K Snyder… 20 Sept 1956 – 21 Oct 2016.
He loved our shops, especially the section we called Heritage Books, Maps & Ephemera – that was his baby.

He loved me like crazy, and oh how I loved him.

Follow our blog at https://warrior-project.org, in honor of my husband, and all others who have been lost to internal demons that in the end, overwhelmed them.

All of the profits after expenses from Heritage Collectibles, Books & Maps will go to help fund The Grief Warrior Project, a suicide prevention drop-in and counseling center in the process of being developed.

(Please Note: The Grief Warrior Project is in no way intended to be reflective of, or piggy back off, Wounded Warriors which serves those military personnel wounded after September 11, 20o1.  Like too many others, John was a warrior long before then.)

FMI: https://warrior-project.org

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